5 Times Snooker Players Lost Their Shit
It turns out that Ronnie O'Sullivan not only has a damn good lawyer, he's also a crazy bastard who's hard as fuck. He found out what we were working on, so he came to the FoulENT offices and twatted us all about with a sock full of billiard balls. We're legally required to tell you that we deserved what was coming to us and that you should watch The Ronnie O'Sullivan show on Eurosport.
10 Famous People Who Look Like Labradors
This article was ill-timed with the death of a black service lab during a standoff in Kentucky, leading to service dogs taking to Twitter under the hashtag #BlackLabsMatter. We can't be arsed stoking the fires of SJWs (Social Justice Woof-iers).
Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers
The list was too long.
Why So Negative Charlie Sheen?
We had to veto this bad boy for pretty obvious reasons. Still it's not all doom and gloom. Check back in the new year for a different article, "Why So Positive Charlie Sheen?"
Anal Sex: It's Just Fucking Shit.
This was going to be linked to the previous piece about Charlie Sheen. Unfortunately the 'Poz' community jumped on our backs about it. Which opened up a completely new can of worms!
Everyone Who Likes Star Wars Is A Cunt And A Virgin
Probably not the best choice of title. Those stupid virgins get really get up about shit like this. Also, we're doing Star Wars Week this month leading up to the release of the new film and we want those absolutely unlovable losers to read, watch and listen to it all!
The Best Songs To Beat Your Wife To
Turns out the whole article became a list of Chris Brown's greatest hits. The foremost, of course, being Rihanna.
Why My Dustbin Men Are Cunts
My bins were finally collected. Two days late. We've left a copy of this one in our drafts just in case it happens again. You've been warned.
25 Perfect Vegetable Alternatives To A Dildo
This piece was heavily based in research. That means we had to know what we were talking about when it came to vegetables in orifices. It was after our 4th trip to A&E with vegetable number 14 (For those interested, it was a radish) lodged inside one of our writers that we decided that maybe work and play should be kept separate.
Know Your Limits: When Sex Becomes Rape (Part One) and
Know Your Limits: When Rape Becomes Murder (Part Two)
A pending court case.
How about taking a look at 30 pieces of content we actually DID make?:
Day 1: PopScorn: Spectre Review
Day 2: You Never Asked: Sport
Day 3: The Jary Files - The Best And Worst Instruments To Pick Up Women With
Day 4: Britain First: Modern Nazis
Day 5: Motley Crue Ate A Hooker And Other False Stories
Day 6: The Jary Files - Five types of women hipsters have never heard of
Day 7: What The Hell Happened To Music?
Day 8: You Never Asked: Sex
Day 9: The Death of Video Games - New World Pre-Order: Fallout 4's Pip Boy Sorrow
Day 10: 6 Realities of Playing World of Warcraft for a Living
Day 11: 5 Things To Do in the First Hour of Fallout 4
Day 12: 5 Celebrities Who Have Aged Badly
Day 13: Friday the 12th: A Friday the 13th Special - Part Two!
Day 14: The 5 Worst Stand-Up Comedians
Day 15: You Never Asked: Music
Day 16: What The Paris Attacks Say About Us
Day 17: 4 Impossible Magic Tricks EXPLAINED
Day 18: Deaf To All But Metal: Albums We've Never Heard, Reviewed
Day 19: Pop Culture Club - Everything You Need To Know About Jessica Jones
Day 20: Celebrity Tweets Taken Out Of Context
Day 21: Deaf To All But Metal: More Albums We've Never Heard, Reviewed
Day 22: Stupid Things In Every TV Show
Day 23: Pop Culture Club - Marvel's Jessica Jones Series Review
Day 24: The Jary Files -Top 5 Places To Pick Up Women
Day 25: Everything Is Shit & Why It's YOUR Fault
Day 26: Deaf To All But Metal: UK Top 40 Edition
Day 27: Everyone's a Critic: Reviewing the Reviews
Day 28: The End of Single White Writer: OKCupid, POF & Logging Off
Day 29: 6 Simple Life Hacks To Make You A Better Person
Day 30: You're on it, you daft cunt.
The Editor in Chief of Foul Entertainment, Mike edits most of what you see on the site. He runs the production of our podcasts, and currently pens Pop Culture Club and The Death of Video Games.
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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.
Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.