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​It wouldn't be 30 Days of Stuff without a visit to the series that requires literally no research or prior knowledge. It's Deaf To All But Metal, the series where we don't listen to albums but review them anyway. This time around, the cold hand of Death is reaching over this article. You can't spend a minute in 2016 without some famous recording artist dying it seems. So, instead of taking a look at the charts (Which are, for all intents and purposes, a cavalcade of shite at present), we're going to take a look at the final albums for these music stars. A look, but not a listen. You know how this works.

You know how this works by now. Deaf To All But Metal is the ongoing series where we review albums we haven't listened to. This time, we're taking a look at the current UK Top 40 albums. We're not going to listen to them, but here is everything you need to know about them.

Opinions are like assholes; the internet is full of them. Social media and comment sections are rife with people having no idea what they’re talking about, on topics which they’re only aware of since a catchy hashtag began trending on Twitter. Such ramblings are akin to reviewing things you are ignorant to; a film you haven’t seen, a hooker you haven’t slept with, an album you haven’t heard. That’s where we come in.

For anyone who knows me, and none of you do, I love music. I also love old sayings, but when people say to me "never judge a book by it's cover" I say "Fuck yeah, but always judge albums, that are obviously shitty" So here it is for you, me judging the fuck out of albums I've never heard, a series of pieces we are calling 'Deaf To All But Metal'.