Like frosted soy grain or nut butter toffee flakes. Anyway, in these places you find a lot of cunts in jeans eight sizes too small for 9 year old girls. Hipsters they call themselves, and to coin a phrase that I originally coined, they cannot fucking shag.
1. An Actual Woman
2. A Man.
Now I used to shag a bird in a band, well I was in a band and she used to come to the gigs. I didn't actually play anything, I just used to go there and shag groupies. I pulled a bird at an Anthrax gig once, lights came up, I got a good look at her and I ran like fuck!
Hipsters though, they think a band is something they wear around their head when they pretend to play tennis. They've never shagged a bird. Especially not a bird in a band.