Like frosted soy grain or nut butter toffee flakes. Anyway, in these places you find a lot of cunts in jeans eight sizes too small for 9 year old girls. Hipsters they call themselves, and to coin a phrase that I originally coined, they cannot fucking shag.
1. An Actual Woman
2. A Man.
Now I used to shag a bird in a band, well I was in a band and she used to come to the gigs. I didn't actually play anything, I just used to go there and shag groupies. I pulled a bird at an Anthrax gig once, lights came up, I got a good look at her and I ran like fuck!
Hipsters though, they think a band is something they wear around their head when they pretend to play tennis. They've never shagged a bird. Especially not a bird in a band.
Jary is one of the stars of Foul Fantasy. When he's not shagging someone who is almost definitely your mum, he's answering your love life questions and solving your romantic quandaries.