For anyone who knows me, and none of you do, I love music. I also love old sayings, but when people say to me "never judge a book by it's cover" I say "Fuck yeah, but always judge albums, that are obviously shitty" So here it is for you, me judging the fuck out of albums I've never heard, a series of pieces we are calling 'Deaf To All But Metal'.
I remember where I was when I first saw this album. Music Zone in Birmingham. They had it there for £3. I still didn't buy it. Mainly because Kirk Coltraine pisses me off, secondly because there is a baby with his cock out on the front. It's a crap album, for shitheads. If you like people who can't sing, listen to Bob Dylan, at least he talks about issues or something. If you are sitting there seething that I am ripping on a piece of your history, Nevermind.
What the fuck is this hippy, pseudo communist banging on about? I don't know, I never even listened to his shit album.
The Black Parade? More like The Cack Parade.
A few weeks ago my friend told me about a rocking new band called The Beatles. I thought, they sound like a bag of shit. When I saw this in Spin City in Northampton, I knew that I was right. I doubt they will go very far. They will probably fade into obscurity after this. The only thing that could have made this album worse is if I had listened to it.
Prince has made some awesome albums over the years. This probably isn't one of them. You only have to look at the album title to realise it's a pile of wank!
I'm not the only member of the FoulENT team who hates albums he's never heard. Keep your eyes peeled!
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