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Deaf To All But Metal: Albums We've Never Heard, Reviewed (30 Days of Stuff)

18/11/2015

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For anyone who knows me, and none of you do, I love music. I also love old sayings, but when people say to me "never judge a book by it's cover" I say "Fuck yeah, but always judge albums, that are obviously shitty" So here it is for you, me judging the fuck out of albums I've never heard, a series of pieces we are calling 'Deaf To All But Metal'.
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Nevermind

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I remember where I was when I first saw this album. Music Zone in Birmingham. They had it there for £3. I still didn't buy it. Mainly because Kirk Coltraine pisses me off, secondly because there is a baby with his cock out on the front. It's a crap album, for shitheads. If you like people who can't sing, listen to Bob Dylan, at least he talks about issues or something. If you are sitting there seething that I am ripping on a piece of your history, Nevermind.

Another Side Of Bob Dylan

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What the fuck is this hippy, pseudo communist banging on about? I don't know, I never even listened to his shit album.

The Black Parade

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The Black Parade? More like The Cack Parade. 

Yesterday And Today

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A few weeks ago my friend told me about a rocking new band called The Beatles. I thought, they sound like a bag of shit. When I saw this in Spin City in Northampton, I knew that I was right. I doubt they will go very far. They will probably fade into obscurity after this. The only thing that could have made this album worse is if I had listened to it.

Come

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Prince has made some awesome albums over the years. This probably isn't one of them. You only have to look at the album title to realise it's a pile of wank!
I'm not the only member of the FoulENT team who hates albums he's never heard. Keep your eyes peeled!

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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.

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