Moving can be a tricky thing, a nerve racking and strange experience. It took me quite a while to really appreciate the joys of living in another country. That may sound weird but seriously, we underestimate the level of comfort we get ourselves into living our 20+ lives within the same surroundings.
Home is where heart is. Moving can be a tricky thing, a nerve racking and strange experience. It took me quite a while to really appreciate the joys of living in another country. That may sound weird but seriously, we underestimate the level of comfort we get ourselves into living our 20+ lives within the same surroundings. Don't mistake me, there is nothing wrong with the comforts of home. Do I miss my life back in Walsall? Absolutely yes, those home grown familiarities are few and far between, I should have thought twice before I decided to get on a plane without a return ticket.
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Part 1: WWE - Wrestling With Morality, by Joe TurnerTV shows addressing social issues is nothing new. TV writers use the advantage of being seen by millions to channel their opinions through their on-screen characters, and this can serve as a both entertaining and educational. In the 80s, we had Very Special Episodes. Today, we have hot shows like Orange is the New Black and Under The Dome making metaphorical comparisons to real life issues through their storylines. As with everything, some shows just do it better than others. Glee is well known for addressing social problems, but could never match up to the genius of South Park’s satirical stance on everything. While most shows should be commended for at least trying to tackle serious subject matters, some TV writers need to stay the hell away. And there’s one major culprit out there: WWE. Wrestling is largely known for its stupidity. I was barely a teenager when the WWE famously tackled some questionably large issues for an industry based on grown men touching each other, and I remember it confusing the shit out of me. Take for example when the tag team champions married each other for some reason. Or when the WWE voiced their opinion on the pressing issue of geriatric interracial abortion. If there’s one thing that’s certain in this life, it’s that we can always rely on the WWE to deliver a positive message for the youth of today. Such as when...
In this review, Mike and Darren get hit by cosmic rays and join the Fantastic Four!
Remember to follow us on SoundCloud and subscribe on iTunes for more PopScorn and other Foul Entertainment podcasts! Standing on the ice, or should I say wobbling because I'm a hopeless skier, we prepared for our tenth depth test. A depth test is quite simply a daily check to record how deep the ice is on a lake, this particular lake being Lake Siljan in the region of Darlana in the middle of Sweden. If the ice is at its thinnest 10cm then apparently that's more than enough for a car to drive across, saving commuters a heck of a lot of time. Yes you heard it, ice roads are a thing. Back to the story, we stood there with our manual ice drill, we found our spot roughly fifteen meters from the last hole and we started drilling. What happened next was not what we were expecting...
It's time for another edition of Site News! This time, we have some exciting new additions to our staff roster!
I'm not going to lie, this article was written for just two things: Unashamedly bashing Michael Bay, and expressing my ridiculous for a grown man love for The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's going to be a weird ride kids, let me take you back in time a bit.
Break ups are tough. I should know. I break up other people’s relationships enough to realise that what these people go through isn’t exactly pleasurable. That is until the female half of the relationship sends me a picture of her tits, then things get bare pleasurable. People who have been dumped make a great audience for gossip websites and advice columnists, because they are willing to devour any old shit if it makes them feel better, or tells them how not to come across like a desperate loser. Well, I’m here to tell you to stop being a pussy. Everyone gets dumped at some point. Except me. I’ve only been dumped by three women and that was because I was having sex with all of them at the same time. Don’t listen to what any other article tells you about how to feel after a break up. They are wrong. They are written by a bald guy in his 50s who has been married for 25 years. He hasn’t seen his cock in a decade because of his fat gut and no amount of makeup will make his wife’s face look any less like an undercooked omelette. I am an authority on this because I live the by the 3 S’s: Shag, sleep, shag someone else.
I have a question: Why do non-entities have so much influence? One day last week I woke up and like every morning I checked the news. By news I mean I looked at what was trending on Twitter and what Fat Johnnie was talking about on Facebook. It didn't take me long to stumble across yet more utter bollocks. All I ever seem to see these day is fawning, ridiculous bullshit about celebrities. You don't need to know a specific story, it could be any day, there is always something there about fucking celebrities. It's the world we live in. So, without further ado, these are the five most pointless, vapid wastes of your time.
I don’t mind admitting to two things: I recently got out of a long term relationship and I am fairly terrible with women. Not so terrible as to not have relationships, but bad enough to suffer from image problems or completely make an ass of myself in front of the fairer sex. And, most shockingly enough for a man who is as active as I am online, I have never tried online dating services. Crazy, I know. So, now I’m back in my on/off relationship with Mrs. Palm, I figured now would be as good a time as any to trial some of these services and show you my experiences with them. Keep in mind, this isn’t a guide on how to ‘win’ at online dating, just a simple experiment so see what fun we can derive from it. Let's kick off with Tinder. Oh, boy, this is gonna be awful, isn't it? Day One |
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