Don't mistake me, there is nothing wrong with the comforts of home. Do I miss my life back in Walsall? Absolutely yes, those home grown familiarities are few and far between, I should have thought twice before I decided to get on a plane without a return ticket.

TV shows addressing social issues is nothing new. TV writers use the advantage of being seen by millions to channel their opinions through their on-screen characters, and this can serve as a both entertaining and educational. In the 80s, we had Very Special Episodes. Today, we have hot shows like Orange is the New Black and Under The Dome making metaphorical comparisons to real life issues through their storylines. As with everything, some shows just do it better than others. Glee is well known for addressing social problems, but could never match up to the genius of South Park’s satirical stance on everything. 

While most shows should be commended for at least trying to tackle serious subject matters, some TV writers need to stay the hell away. And there’s one major culprit out there: WWE.

In this review, Mike and Darren get hit by cosmic rays and join the Fantastic Four!

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Back to the story, we stood there with our manual ice drill, we found our spot roughly fifteen meters from the last hole and we started drilling. What happened next was not what we were expecting...

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Break ups are tough. I should know. I break up other people’s relationships enough to realise that what these people go through isn’t exactly pleasurable. That is until the female half of the relationship sends me a picture of her tits, then things get bare pleasurable. People who have been dumped make a great audience for gossip websites and advice columnists, because they are willing to devour any old shit if it makes them feel better, or tells them how not to come across like a desperate loser.

Well, I’m here to tell you to stop being a pussy. Everyone gets dumped at some point. Except me. I’ve only been dumped by three women and that was because I was having sex with all of them at the same time.  Don’t listen to what any other article tells you about how to feel after a break up. They are wrong. They are written by a bald guy in his 50s who has been married for 25 years. He hasn’t seen his cock in a decade because of his fat gut and no amount of makeup will make his wife’s face look any less like an undercooked omelette. I am an authority on this because I live the by the 3 S’s: Shag, sleep, shag someone else.

I have a question: Why do non-entities have so much influence?

One day last week I woke up and like every morning I checked the news. By news I mean I looked at what was trending on Twitter and what Fat Johnnie was talking about on Facebook. It didn't take me long to stumble across yet more utter bollocks. All I ever seem to see these day is fawning, ridiculous bullshit about celebrities.

You don't need to know a specific story, it could be any day, there is always something there about fucking celebrities. It's the world we live in. So, without further ado, these are the five most pointless, vapid wastes of your time.