I don't like Dapper Laughs brand of comedy. I think it's poor and relies on catchphrases to gain a laugh. That's not why I'm going to rip into him though, there are a lot of comedians I don't like for varying reasons and I won't attack them personally, their craft maybe, but not them as people. Dapper Laughs however is a different kettle of fish, because he is a hypocritical whining pussy. 

Approximately a billion and a half of people have Facebook. And recently, it feels like most of that billion are posting Minion quotes. You've probably seen them. They're annoying, they're over used, they're cliche... and they're fucking everywhere.

This week David Cameron committed the cardinal sin of politics. He made his attack on the opposition, personal AND untrue. Now I don't know if I will be voting for Corbyn, I haven't heard enough of his policies to personally make a decision either way. What I do know is, that Cameron taking his comments completely out of context and making something up is not good sport. Oddly enough, we don't live by the same rules as politicians should, we make all of our attacks personal.

So here, without further ado, is FoulENT taking David Cameron's comments, completely out of context. By the way, he said all of these things at some point in his speeches. There are no lies here, just a removal of context and clarification, and sometimes reordering. Also, the picture on the front page is from those thieving cunts, so they don't get a credit. Fuck them.

Between the announcement of Ant-Man and The Wasp, Fast and Furious 8 and another Terminator sequel, it's easy to see that Hollywood still cannot stop making sequels. Most of which are completely pointless. That got the FoulENT lads thinking...

Sometimes when working on various elements for this site, we have ideas that don't really fit into a written article. While brainstorming the other night, we spent a solid two hours mocking Kanye West instead of working.

Hit the jump to see the fruits of our labour. It's still better than one of his songs. 

I'm not doing particularly well, am I? I'm still very much available, to my somewhat dismay, which means I get to sample more online dating apps. Tinder came up with nothing, Coffee Meets Bagel didn't work, maybe these services will. Today, we're looking at Happn, and breifly at Hinge as well. It's a double-whammy of desperation!

Here at Foul Towers a lot of very important work gets done. Like writing endless drafts for our sitcom, filming Q and A sessions for you virgins and starting Foul Fantasy from fucking scratch! We also spend a lot of time dreaming, about shite. We often like to imagine what would happen if the internet spilled out into reality, like if 4Chan took over a nursery or if Reddit users actually left the house. So here for your enjoyment, if the Internet took over the church!