The Great British Bake Off is back on our tellies... and all over our social media. Seriously, people will not shut up about this middle-class, obesity encouraging shitshow that will just not go away, despite this county's many efforts to lower our standards through teenage pregnancy, football hooliganism and off-shore terrorism. The worst part is that it's not even the best reality/gameshow representation of our country. Here are 10 better GBBO alternatives.
I recently returned from a popular music festival in the UK, and although the majority of my time spent there was me declaring to myself that I’m “too old for this shit”, I cannot speak too badly of the experience on a whole. The music, toilets, facilities and boobs were all of an enjoyable standard. There was only one thing which really pissed me off – the people.
Yet again, it's other people who ruin my plans for a universe without idiotry. Here’s a breakdown of every single retard I met.
In this review, Mike and Darren put together some sort of review on some sort of podcast for some sort of movie about some sort of Suicide Squad!
I don't know if you're aware but as well as being part of FoulENT I also run the We Love Massive Boobs Facebook page. The reason for this is because I love massive tits. They rule. What I have discovered though is that even though the page posts nothing but pictures of different women's tits ( and sometimes the odd link to here ) men think that it is one woman posting her tits and they all want a piece of that. I'm going to give you an insight into this so maybe you will realise just how difficult it is for me, a man, when I get mistaken for a woman.
In this episode of Gotta Cast 'Em All, Mike and Darren look over the Alola forms coming to Sun and Moon and reveal the trials and tribulations of their Nuzlocke run!
In this review, Mike and Darren go where no men have gone before with their views on Star Trek Beyond!
In this podcast, Mike and Darren look back at Mike's appearance on Channel 4's The Job Interview!
I don't know if you know, but I've done so much shagging in my life that everyone else in the world has done negative shagging. Don't blame me, that's how statistics work. Moving on the football season starts tomorrow apparently. I don't really know much about it, but I noticed it the other day advertised on a billboard. According to my mate Kenny Nuts he reckons they shag as much as me, we'll see about that.
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