For the past month we've been tagging all of our published articles with '30 Days Of Stuff' in their titles. The reason for this is that we had an idea. We wanted to push ourselves to see what we could do.
If you've looked around foulentertainment.com at all you might have noticed that this site is run by three people. Three guys who have three jobs, three relationships and two children between them. We don't have the resources or the audience of boss-level comedy sites like Cracked or Buzzfeed do, but we thought it would be a good idea to see if we could produce 30 straight days of content, if not to test ourselves to see what we're capable of, and perhaps to make a few people laugh along the way.
We're happy to say that we've almost achieved our goal. We made to it to the final day and our girlfriends haven't left us and only one of The Cunt's children have starved. With that, we leave you with our final article for this month. Thank you for sharing any of our previous 30 Days of Stuff articles, but for now let's reflect on what could have been. Here are 10 articles that we didn't write for out 30 Days of Stuff:
Life hacks are everywhere. But do any of them actually work? Read on for a comprehensive list of six ingenious life hacks that will drastically improve your life.
You might have read one of my ‘5 Days With…’ articles, where I try out various online dating sites and services and tell you why they are or aren't worth your time. A number of you have enjoyed them, which has been nice to see. However, today's dating article is slight different. I'm covering two big sites, but these are sites that I tried not only for 5 days, but for months. In other words, these were my serious attempts at online dating.
The other thing that makes this dating article different is that this is the last of these dating articles. This is the end of the Single White Writer. But the big question is; Did online dating work for me?
I was trying to buy some hair removal cream for my balls the other day on Amazon. Seeing all the reviews gave me an awesome idea, I should comments under people's reviews, but funny ones. Very similar to the funny reviews other people were doing, but different, because I was doing it. To them.
So I typed out an awesome comment, possibly involving a hole in one joke, you know because they are under armour trousers for golf. I clicked post, and my day was ruined. You can't post comments unless you have bought the product. So instead of buying all the products, I just screenshotted some reviews, so that I can review them here.
You know how this works by now. Deaf To All But Metal is the ongoing series where we review albums we haven't listened to. This time, we're taking a look at the current UK Top 40 albums. We're not going to listen to them, but here is everything you need to know about them.
Ranting. It's the domain of the young and the old. People in the middle like me are supposed to be fulfilled, happy and full of 'joie de vivre'. Some would say using phrases like 'joie de vivre' makes me old or pretentious, but to them I say 'Va te faire foutre'. There are a lot of problems with the world today, massive problems that are beyond the remit of a small website run by people who like comics, films, games and dick jokes. The small problems though, they are well within our remit. Or, more accurately, my remit. Here's why you can solve those problems, and why you should, seeing as they are YOUR fault!
Have you ever had one of those days when you simply can’t stop wanking? I haven’t. I’m too busy shagging. I recently had a bunch of emails from people (losers) saying that they’ve put my advice into practice in bars and clubs, but they’re not going home with seven different women a night like I am. Well, I never once said these were the best places to pick up women.
You need to have certain swag to get noticed on the sexual battlefield that is bars and clubs, and if you’re reading this, you don’t have it. Truth is, every social interaction is a place to pick up easy snatch. I once went to an STD clinic for my weekly check up and ended up shagging the nurse. If you’re struggling to pull, try your luck at the following pick up hotspots.
Hell's Kitchen has another hero. Marvel's Jessica Jones has arrived, with its first season available to stream right now on Netflix. Watching 13 hours of anything is always a tough slag, but I've finally finished the series. So, what's to be said about Marvel's latest heroine? Read on to find out if Jessica Jones is worth your time.
I love watching television. Good television, I'm not talking soaps or reality TV, I mean well written and well acted shows. Comedy, drama, action or anything really. I love it when it is done well. With the rise of Netflix and Amazon Prime there is unprecedented access to fantastic television. Unfortunately there are some things that sometimes break the enjoyment, stupid shit that makes no sense, it doesn't ruin the show, but it does take some of the shine away from it.
Opinions are like assholes; the internet is full of them. Social media and comment sections are rife with people having no idea what they’re talking about, on topics which they’re only aware of since a catchy hashtag began trending on Twitter. Such ramblings are akin to reviewing things you are ignorant to; a film you haven’t seen, a hooker you haven’t slept with, an album you haven’t heard. That’s where we come in.
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