Donald Trump is probably the best known thalidomide victim in the world. Not only has he set a world record for watching every episode of The West Wing in a week, for preparation purposes, but he has also actually managed to speak for three hours straight without even saying anything. You can't argue with these facts. To capitalise on his new found fame, I have decided to compile his five most awesome tweets of all time.
I know what you're thinking. "But Jary, what do you know about jobs?" Well I'll tell you for starters I've had more blow jobs than you can count. But second, I've also had more than 37 jobs. If there is one thing I have done almost as much as shagging, then it's going for job interviews. Because I'm the sharing type (I usually share my spunk with birds, but this will have to do) I'm going to let you in on my secret as to how I managed to blag more than 37 jobs. Read on sconners if you want to be as much of a success as me.
As you may know, one of our numbers and our editor Mike is to be featured on Channel 4's 'The Job Interview', a documentary series chronicling what goes on behind the doors of the interview room. Here are all the details you need to watch a member of FoulENT on the telly!
In this episode of Gotta Cast 'Em All, Mike and Darren react to the success of Pokemon Go and skim over the new Sun and Moon pokemon!
Wrestling. We know it as the preferred sport of infantile man-children and closet homosexuals the world over, so naturally I’m a big wrestling fan. One of the biggest problems with wrestling is that, like any form of digestible media, it’s written by human beings with thoughts and ideas and personal preferences, not a machine designed to churn out interesting storylines which translate well to an art form consisting of men touching each other. I’ve seen a lot of wrestling. I’ve seen a lot of awesome shit go down, and I’ve seen a lot of just shit. One of the most frustrating situations for any fan is when a superstar comes along who obviously excels in all the required areas, yet for some reason the creative force don’t push them to the heights they deserve. It’s no secret that WWE chairman Vince McMahon has his preferences as to what constitutes a superstar: a gimmicky character who is ridiculously huge. That's pretty much it. This means that the traits which are actually important get overlooked due to Vince's deluded tunnel vision.
Below is an example of a few people who never quite achieved the greatness they were capable of.
Two weeks after it's initial release and Pokemon Go still has the world gripped (Well, except for Japan, poor buggers). The bare-bones nature of the game and the lack of a solid tutorial has led millions of players wondering how certain mechanics of the game work and what Easter eggs lie in wait. And where there is mystery there is baseless speculation and bullshit. Time to bust the biggest myths surrounding Pokemon Go!
I don't know how many of you know, but I am a pretty massive fan of wrestling. Sure I rip on it a lot, but that doesn't mean I don't like it. I call your Mom fat every day but I still go round and fuck her once a week don't I? With all that being said, sometimes wrestling is awful. Like when these guys got chosen to be given more time on screen than other more deserving people, these are the five worst wrestlers who got pushed.
It seems these days I can't leave my house without a transgender asexual demi-girl sailor man trying to suck my dick. Being as confused as I usually am, I took it upon myself to research these crazy world of genders which people have clearly made up. What you'll find won't shock you.
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