Stop Watching Shit: 'Reality' TV
Why is this a problem? It's not, it's fantastic. The problem is that most of you don't watch it. You watch X-Factor. Or Strictly Come Dancing. Or I'm a Celebrity. Or Made in Chelsea... Again, I could go on. You would rather watch nonentities doing nothing of note. It's not helping things. This is why television is looked down on, something like The Wire is just as valid as any form of entertainment, and just as nourishing for the brain. Britain's Got Talent? You may as well scoop out sections of your brain and replace them with a selection of items from the Ant and Dec online store!
How can you fix it?: Stop watching crap and take advantage of what is there for you. The quality on offer will turn you around. You won't be disappointed!
Stop Reading Shit: Newspapers
Why is it your fault?: Isn't it obvious? You keep buying the fucking things.
How can you fix it?: Again, isn't it obvious? Stop buying the fucking things.
Stop Supporting Shit: Sport
Well, my mate Jary has shagged far more women than he has, and he thinks he's a cunt. It gets worse though, Oscar Pistorious straight up murdered a woman and as good as got away with it. Why? Well partly because he is off his rocker, and partly because the amount of wealth his sport has afforded him has made him think he is above the law.
Why is it your fault?: Got a Sports package on your telly? Pay the ridiculous over priced tickets to events? Yeah, you're liable.
How can you fix it?: Stop going. Refuse to fund Lance Armstrong buying all of the testicles on eBay. Make them realise that until things become more reasonable, their cash cow is not going to be fed.
What have I missed, other than Piers Morgan somehow becoming an even bigger cunt in the time it took you to read all of this article? Hit the comments if you have more to add, or want to rip apart what I already said.