I don't want to judge too heavily, I've shampooed my schlong thatch before, I've never been so impressed that I felt the need to log onto Amazon to register just how good it made my pubes feel though. Maybe that is why I write on a bad ass website instead of Amazon.
My favourite part of this review is definitely where young Jennifer tells us all to follow the instructions, because using shampoo is so fucking difficult. Either that or when she tells us that two bottles of shampoo are going to last her over a year, like some kind of greasy haired church organist. Maybe that's why she gets so excited at washing her hair, it's a monthly event.
I give this review 1 star out of 5, it's sloppy, angry and ill thought out. 76%
My theory on what happened to that review is Stuart Maconie got so upset that there are no more I love the 80s shows, he has just started rambling about the 80's on everything he can find on Amazon that has a year in the title.
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