Instead, popular ‘life hack’ websites are offering such profound wisdom as basic dieting advice and unearthing Star Wars references hidden in Google. These are not life hacks. I couldn’t give a shit about your rubbish advice or anything to do with Star Wars. Or how about this asshole, suggesting I use a carrier bag instead of a trash can. Do you know why this moron is using a carrier bag for a trash can? Because he’s an idiot. Not only that, but judging from the picture he took, he also looks like he lives in a skip. Do you know why using a carrier bag for a bin would be a stupid idea? Because your house will look and smell like Bin Laden’s compound after it was bombed. Regardless, all of this really begs one question:
Should we really be taking advice from someone who can’t afford a bin?
Cheat on your wife twice in one session by having sex with a pregnant woman
Convince people you own a laptop by simply carrying an empty case
Store your drugs in a hollowed-out book…. About drugs
Sleep in the clothes you’re planning on wearing the following day to save time
Instead of grocery shopping, eat your own shit
Pretend to have more friends than you do by creating hundreds of fake Facebook accounts
Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.