It's the end again! We've reached the final day of this writing-heavy 30 Days of Stuff, and the staff have now been allowed to put plasters over their writing blisters. But not before we tell you all about the stuff we either couldn't be arsed to write or abandoned along the way. Or made up because the title sounded funny. Whatever, you don't know and now you never will, because you'll never see these articles get written. Here are another 10 articles that we didn't write for 30 Days of Stuff:
25 Best Big-Titted Cheeseburger Explosions
Our remaining shred of dignity is still intact. Fuck Buzzfeed.
10 Fat People Who Are Still Fat
It was a bit of a shit list. Numbers 1-3 were us, numbers 4-7 were the members of the once-popular boyband Blue and numbers 8-10 were us again.
The Top 10 Ad Companies Who Have Screwed Us Over
Because Adtomatik are complete cunts and deserved to be all ten places. Fuck 'em.
Why So Positive, Charlie Sheen?
Who the fuck cares about Charlie Sheen? Also, AIDs is well out of fashion. It's cancer or nothing these days.
5 Celebrites You Won't Believe Are Still Alive
Outside of Stan Lee and Bruce Forsythe, it would be impossible to maintain this list with people who aren't dead. That's the thing about death. It's sudden, random and can strike anyone at any time. Let that thought rock you to sleep tonight.
Barely Legal Is Still Legal - An Ode To Young Bitches
Jary said this about abandoning this article: "I thought I would document my love of slamming by writing this article, but true to form, I got distracted by some birds asking me to buy them booze. Long story short I ended up getting a handy on a Morrison's car park. Class."
Why Your Mom Is Still At My House.
Jary ended up writing very graphic accounts of his shagging escapades with the mothers of the rest of the FoulENT crew. Once we'd finished throwing up, we swiftly put the work in the bin. Then we starting throwing up again, because it was rank.
Getting Away With Wanking
They couldn't actually manage it. They have nuts like tins of Fussell's milk.
Trolling: A Guide
It turns out Jary is really shit at trolling women. Everytime he tried to troll one, he ended up getting nudes off her, and then shagging them. Class.
Literally Any Video Whatsoever
Actually, we DID make a video! We just didn't finish it in time. Maybe you'll see it soon though... Yeah, you'll see it soon. And maybe we'll have something to announce soon... Yeah, we will. Look, we're not big on mystery. Our next video will be announcing something cool (Our podcast listeners should already know what it is!) and it's coming soon. We just couldn't finish it in time for the end of 30 Days. Whatever. There fuckloads of content though, so get reading and/or listening.
Why not take a look at the 30 pieces of content we DID make this month?:
Day 1: Pop Culture Club - VersusMania: 2016's Hero Vs Hero Films Reviewed and Ranked
Day 2: The Oscunts
Day 3: Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers
Day 4: The Jary Files: 4 Celebrities Who Shagged Too Hard
Day 5: The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth: Pros and Cons of The Rise of Nerd Culture
Day 6: This Theory Will Change How You Watch Brokeback Mountain
Day 7: The Ten Best Toilet Euphemisms
Day 8: The Big Wank Theory: The Worst Show On TV
Day 9: Plenty Of Catfish: Genital Farm
Day 10: Which Civil War Character Are You?
Day 11: PopScorn - Captain America: Civil War Review
Day 12: Maypril Fools: 5 Jokes That Got Out Of Hand
Day 13: Friday The 12th - A Neil DeGrasse Tyson Special
Day 14: Are You A Roof Down Wanker?
Day 15: Gotta Cast Em All - #3: Pokemon Sun and Moon Starters, Region and Release Date!
Day 16: Deaf To All But Metal - Recent Bereavement Edition
Day 17: The Jary Files - The Lost Art Of Fingering
Day 18: Four Policies The Tories Are Going To Sneak Past You
Day 19: Awkward Social Situations (And How To Fix Them)
Day 20: The Five Worst Things On Facebook That You're Probably Posting
Day 21: Disgusting Habits That Are Good For You
Day 22: Why Preacher Won't Be Preacher
Day 23: The Jary Files - Shaggin' Round The World
Day 24: Exposing The Bullshit Behind The Ghostbusters Reboot Controversy
Day 25: Where Aren't They Now: News From May 2016
Day 26: Five Things Teenagers Need To Be Told
Day 27: PopScorn - X-Men: Apocalypse Review
Day 28: Gotta Cast Em All - #4: Scramble Run Results & Stories
Day 29: From Cunt To King: A Biography
Day 30: You've just read it, you tit.
The Editor in Chief of Foul Entertainment, Mike edits most of what you see on the site. He runs the production of our podcasts, and currently pens Pop Culture Club and The Death of Video Games
Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.