It’s difficult being a real man in today’s world. While other men are getting expensive haircuts and using moisturizer like pussies, I’m busy shooting my own dinner and bathing in the blood of my enemies, which is everybody. When someone points out that it’s not hygienic to wash using the blood of other humans, I point out that they should shut up. The problem with men today is that we’ve become ingrained to believe that clean = good. How do you think we build up tolerances to illnesses? The more we get exposed to harmful shit, the harder our immune system works to keep us safe. I expose myself to deadly diseases every day so that my immune system works its ass off to the point that I am now invincible. I am fully immune to every disease on the planet thanks to a reckless lifestyle of drug dependency and a diet of undercooked beef. The only thing that could possibly kill me is the giant walking vagina monster from Starship Troopers 3, except it couldn’t because I eat vaginas for a living.
Pissing In The Sink
Smearing Jizz On Your Face
Inhaling Your Own Shit
Not Washing Your Dick
Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.