Every year, the white people involved in bringing you your favourite movies gather together to pat each other on the back and celebrate how aesthetically pleasing they all are; That's The Oscars. Every year, the bitter assholes who have never made anything worth watching give out awards to people who are awful at acting and making films; That's The Razzies. What Hollywood doesn't do, is give awards to the biggest cunts in the film industry. That's where I come in. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, The Oscunts!
Biggest Actor Cunt
I decided against it though, I went with a new front runner in cuntishness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have proven I am better than the Oscar committee, I have embraced diversity, I have given the biggest actor cunt award to... Will Smith!
Biggest Actress Cunt
Biggest Cunt Of A Film
Join me next year for an updated Oscunts, when I will probably be attacking Bradley Cooper. That handsome cunt.