April Fool passed us by over a month ago. We didn't do anything for it because we don't like to insult our readers by pretending we're doing something incredibly controversial or saddening. We could do that any day with sincerity and do it better than anyone else. Plus, we didn't make anything that literally cost people their jobs. But May is a time to celebrate things that started as jokes but got serious quickly. A bit like this website.
1: The French Were Too Lazy To Dismantle The Eiffel Tower
2: Dicking On Magicians Became Scientific Study
3: 'Sweet Child O Mine' Started Out As Circus Music
Axl has now moved on to ruining AC/DC and Slash went on to write actual music.
4: Ubisoft's Attempt At Mocking Fan's Nostlagia Led To One Of The Best Games Ever
5: Religion Started As A Lie To Get Away From The Wife
Anyway, the punchline is Catholicism.
If anything from this article has enlightened, enraged or intrigued you, that was completely unintentional, because this article also started as a joke in the writers room. But then, I took it too seriously and wrote it. And then you read it. What I'm saying is, you and I are basically no better than the French, Axl Rose or paedophiles in the church.
Alright, we're probably better than Axl Rose.