I have found myself drifting for inspiration as of late. The comic book movie scene will dry up this week with the release of X-Men Apocalypse, so I can only really write about comics once more until November. In terms of video games, I won't be picking another big one up until this summers No Man's Sky. And I'm not really plumbing the depths of social interaction after deleting Tinder. This combined with working evenings and nights has resulted in me craving some form of engagement or entertainment, but with little avail. So, like a socially concious goldfish, I have been checking my Facebook feed every other minute in the hope that meaningful content will magically appear.
It never did. Here are the 5 types of posts that I see the most, though. And they're all infuriating.
1 - The 'Tag A Mate' Post
2 - The Politically Motived Wankery Post
3 - The Freeboot
4 - Buzzfeed Sharing
5 - Anything to do with babies
If you have been personally offended by this article, or enjoy the type of posts described here, please ease yourself onto the sharpest pole you can find, slowly bleed out and reconsider your now ending life and how you wasted it annoying everyone you know, especially me. Or just unfriend me. Whichever is quickest.