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I spend a lot of time on Facebook. Mainly trolling morons and sharing our awesome articles to as many pages as I can. That is a lot by the way! A lot. What I have noticed from a couple of Facebook groups I am in is that there tends to be five main types of religious debater. Not just of the theistic leaning either, this is all denominations of faith or lack thereof. This is my expose on the seedy underworld of, atheist and religion debating. 
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I know what you're thinking "But Frank, back when you were The Cunt you hated MLM companies" and you'd be right. I do hate them, with a burning hot passion. But you know what they say: if you can't beat them, join them. Well I'm not joining them per se. I am setting up my own MLM company, and this is your chance to join.  There has been a lot of talk in the news recently about the impending referendum on Britain's status within the European Union. Too much talk if you ask us. There is only so much of David Cameron's plate face and Boris Johnson's head that we can take. So, here to stop you having to listen to those gobshites, is this; The FoulENT guide to what they haven't told you about the EU Referendum.  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! It's the end again! We've reached the final day of this writing-heavy 30 Days of Stuff, and the staff have now been allowed to put plasters over their writing blisters. But not before we tell you all about the stuff we either couldn't be arsed to write or abandoned along the way. Or made up because the title sounded funny. Whatever, you don't know and now you never will, because you'll never see these articles get written. Here are another 10 articles that we didn't write for 30 Days of Stuff:  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! Time for me to expose myself. Not like that, you dirty bastard. Since this site started last year, I've been known as 'The Cunt'. There are a lot of reasons for that, the main one being I am a massive cunt. That is going to change though. Not for censorship reasons. We don't give a fuck about that. Sometimes we go back into articles and add in more swearing and pictures of cocks. No, it's because Facebook won't let me be called The Cunt. So it's time to finally reveal my true self; So, Frank King it is. To help you be introduced to this "new" "character", here is my official biography, written by indie film directing twat John Borowski.  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! I remember being a teenager. It was a strange period of time. I thought I knew everything, but really I hardly knew a thing. That's the thing about being a teenager, you're automatically a dickhead. So parents, leave their computer open on this page and allow me to do your job for you.  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! I generally tend to stay away from writing about comic related things. That's Gasher's domain ( Mike to you ) so I stay away. For starters Gasher does it better than I do, secondly I'm married to a real woman and she might divorce me if she found out I like comics, Gash doesn't have that problem because he openly states he loves comics. I couldn't stay quiet on this one though, I love Preacher. It's amazing, everything about it is perfect. Not only that, I once used a line from it to pull a bird. I have a bond with it. I am really not looking forward to the upcoming TV version though, keep reading to see why.  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! It's no secret that I am not a fan of the Conservative government. Specifically David Cameron, Jeremy Hunt and George Osbourne. Oh Theresa May too, I'm all for gender equality when it comes to people being bastards. Here's the thing though, they haven't done fucking with you yet. There's more to come, and here they are.  This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! Big Bang Theory? More like Big Wank Theory! We spent the exact amount of time on that joke that Chuck Lorre does on an average episode of this literal human vomit. The Big Wank Theory is somehow the biggest show on TV, and even being elevated to this high stature hasn't made the show any good. In fact, it's made it worse. It is complete shit. Being forced to watch an episode of this is worse than being wrongly imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay, which is ironic, because this is probably used as a torture device there. But, what do we hate about this show, other than the creators, writing, direction, premise, cameos, themes, depiction of nerd culture, awards, fan base, popularity and financial success? The characters. Below are our thoughts on what makes these characters suck.  And trust us, they fucking suck.
This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this! Over the last year or so, Foul ENT has moved from a straight up puerile, cheap gag factory to... well, we sometimes do serious articles, I guess. I, for one, am disgusted about this transition. If there is one thing I want more of in the world, it's toilet humour. Read on you sick animals, for the ten best euphemisms for expelling waste products from your body!  |