Category: Articles By Frank King - Foul ENT

Things I am Banned From (30 Days Of Stuff)

24/11/2016

This guest article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in November for new stuff just like this!

I've spent a lot of time on this world. Between real life and the internet I estimate it is somewhere around 450 years I have been around. 450 years split into the last 46 years, it's ten lifetimes for the children of Africa, which brings me on to the first item on my list.

The Frank Bible (30 Days of Stuff)

20/11/2016

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It's a well known fact that my name is Frank King. I've been telling birds on Facebook this for months now. What isn't as well known is that the bible as you know it is a fraudulent document. The original bible was based on an ancient relative of mine, also named Frank King. Due to you all being athetard idiots, I'm going to enlighten you with my five favourite verses from the original bible.

Politicians Pissing (30 Days Of Stuff)

8/11/2016

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I've been keeping a really close eye on politicians recently. Partly because of my job as a dodgy private detective and partly because I have run out of categories to browse on porn sites. They all seem to pull the same pose when speaking. A pose that makes them look like they are taking a slash.

Five Events Will Smith Will Boycott (30 Days of Stuff)

4/11/2016

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Will Smith is known for three things. Marrying a shit actress. Bumming Tom Cruise. Boycotting awards. These three things are what defines Will Smith as a person. Of the three though, there is nothing Will Smith loves doing more than boycotting things. He's even boycotted marrying shit actresses since he married the last one. Rest assured though, if he gets the chance he will have a ring on Melissa McCarthy's finger before you can say "he hasn't boycotted bumming Tom Cruise though has he?"

5 Seafood Dishes That Piss Off Vegans (30 Days of Stuff)

3/11/2016

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We recently got inspired by the folk over at Vegan Outreach, who warned us that by 2048, our oceans could be empty from excessive over-fishing. A world with an empty ocean is truly sad and horrifying, especially since so many delicious animals live there. So, before 2048 comes, get ahead of the curve and make sure you eat these 5 delicious dishes that feature endangered sea creatures!

King Of Travel

19/10/2016

It may have grabbed your attention that FoulENT has been a lot shitter for the last six weeks. Partly because Joe has been writing articles and partly because I've been on holiday for six weeks. I know what you're thinking, most places have the internet these days but I went somewhere where there is absolutely no internet. I holidayed in the West Midlands of England.

10 Shows Better Than The Great British Bake Off

31/8/2016

The Great British Bake Off is back on our tellies... and all over our social media. Seriously, people will not shut up about this middle-class, obesity encouraging shitshow that will just not go away, despite this county's many efforts to lower our standards through teenage pregnancy, football hooliganism and off-shore terrorism. The worst part is that it's not even the best reality/gameshow representation of our country. Here are 10 better GBBO alternatives.

We Love Massive Boobs: An Insider View

21/8/2016

I don't know if you're aware but as well as being part of FoulENT I also run the We Love Massive Boobs Facebook page. The reason for this is because I love massive tits. They rule. What I have discovered though is that even though the page posts nothing but pictures of different women's tits ( and sometimes the odd link to here ) men think that it is one woman posting her tits and they all want a piece of that. I'm going to give you an insight into this so maybe you will realise just how difficult it is for me, a man, when I get mistaken for a woman.

The Five Best Donald Trump Tweets

31/7/2016

Donald Trump is probably the best known thalidomide victim in the world. Not only has he set a world record for watching every episode of The West Wing in a week, for preparation purposes, but he has also actually managed to speak for three hours straight without even saying anything. You can't argue with these facts. To capitalise on his new found fame, I have decided to compile his five most awesome tweets of all time.

The Five Worst Wrestlers Who Got Pushed

18/7/2016

I don't know how many of you know, but I am a pretty massive fan of wrestling. Sure I rip on it a lot, but that doesn't mean I don't like it. I call your Mom fat every day but I still go round and fuck her once a week don't I? With all that being said, sometimes wrestling is awful. Like when these guys got chosen to be given more time on screen than other more deserving people, these are the five worst wrestlers who got pushed.