The advent of Twitter has allowed people to be aware of what celebrities say all of the time. It's both awful and amazing at the same time. Some say amazing things, like... Well, some of them do okay. Some of them drop themselves in it at every opportunity. Then there are those who say things completely innocent, which then get taken completely and utterly out of context.
You thought this series was dead? It was just resting, waiting for a big juicy new thing for Marvel to release... So hey, Marvel's Jessica Jones releases tomorrow on Netflix. How about that, eh? Almost like we planned it. Funny how that worked out, eh?
We stayed fairly silent on Ant-Man, but we covered Daredevil pretty intensively, so I'm back to do the same for the second of the four Netflix heroes. Here's everything you need to know about Jessica Jones.
For anyone who knows me, and none of you do, I love music. I also love old sayings, but when people say to me "never judge a book by it's cover" I say "Fuck yeah, but always judge albums, that are obviously shitty" So here it is for you, me judging the fuck out of albums I've never heard, a series of pieces we are calling 'Deaf To All But Metal'.
Magic is the strangest of all the performance arts. A ballet dancer will spend years rehearsing moves intending for their audience to see every last perfectly-choreographed twist. A magician will do the opposite. They will spend years perfecting a move, fully intending for no one to ever see it happen. They are practicing the art of appearing normal whilst underhandedly moving an object from one place to another or pulling out their cock without anyone seeing.
Below are four examples of magic tricks which have been perfected to such a degree that you wouldn’t believe me even if I explained how they’re performed, which is exactly what I do in this article.
When you write pieces like this, you have to be very careful about what you say. People are so fueled by emotion that they will attack anything they see as contrary to their view. Before I dig into the meat and drink of what I am going to say, I'm going to clarify a few things. No-one here at FoulENT supports any form of terrorism. The attacks were a bad thing and our thoughts go out to anyone who suffered in any way. Unfortunately, the attacks have brought out both the more distasteful elements and more ridiculous of the world. Read on.
I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next man. I work with Joe and Gasher (Mike), so I get that daily. Not because they're funny mind. Speaking of people who aren't funny, here are five of the unfunniest cunts who have the tenacity to accept payment for not being funny. These five people call themselves 'comedians', I call them 'fucking unfunny pieces of shit'.
It’s been eight short months since we last endured the cringeworthy comments of superstitious colleagues and idiots about what might have happen if you walk under a ladder, break a mirror or get disembowelled by a Thunder God, which can only mean that Friday the 13th is upon us once more.
I stated my reasons last time as to why superstition is bullshit, so I won’t go there again. Instead, enjoy 7 more new superstitions which the Foul Ent team are bringing to the masses. But wear your own coat so you don’t get AIDS.
On death, Paritoshik Sharma once said "Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It's a losing game. Without passion you are already dead." Celebrities are husks of people, built on the fear that people won't care who they are anymore. Here are five celebrities who have shown the fear is real, cause they look old as fuck.
Fallout 4 finally came out yesterday to the meaty sound of a million nerds whacking off over their new Pip Boys (If indeed they even got them, more on that here). I played it pretty much all day yesterday and I've got to say that I'm enjoying my time with it. But Fallout 4 is a huge game that hardly anyone has seen through to the end, so you may have to wait a while for a full on review from us. And even then, I think I'd rather take the game at a pace rather than power through it. But what of the start of the game?
Not everyone will see the end, but everyone will see the start. Here are 5 things you'll want to do in the first hour of your Fallout 4 campaigns.
WARNING: For those who haven't started Fallout 4, this article will contain minor spoilers
All the cool kids are talking about services like Twitch and whatever a Pewdiepie is, which tells me that the art of watching people play games is at an all-time high. Sounds like now is the right to become a pro-gamer, right? We’ve all heard success stories of a bunch of socially awkward teenagers earning a shit ton of unjustifiable cash, and I’m sure many of us would love to sit around playing games for a living.
But every occupation has its dark side. Pimps don’t just get cash siphoned into their felt pockets, sometimes they have to wait in cupboards to jump out on customers refusing to pay. Ron Jeremy sometimes has to trim his dick so he can fit it into some 19 year old snatch. What I’m saying is; not everything is as easy as it seems. I was a pro World of Warcraft player for a number of years, and not once did I have sex with a druid.
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