Being White In The Modern World
Reason We Didn't Write It: It may seem like it is easy being white, but really it is difficult having the expectation of success as a burden on your shoulders. People hate the truth so we didn't write it.
Vapers: The Real Discriminated Minority
Reason We Didn't Write It: Far be it from us to call people to action, but we couldn't knowingly write this article, as we believe people don't discriminate against vapers ENOUGH.
Vapers or Vegans: Who's Worse?
Reason We Didn't Write It: It's literally impossible to choose.
Foul Fiction: Joe's First Book
Reason We Didn't Write It: Joe's first book is entirely, and I mean ENTIRELY, all jokes about his dick. It's awesome. 11/10 inches.
Incest: Why You Shouldn't Keep It In The Family
Reason We Didn't Write It: We were all too busy wanking over SisLovesMe videos. They're class.
Doctor Who vs Feminism
Reason We Didn't Write It: Part of us thought it was just too cruel to pit virgins and feminists against each other. They're both depressed, lonely and emotionally unstable. They don't need the fires stoking any more.
The 10 Best Songs to Kill Yourself To
Reason We Didn't Write It: The list was all Linkin Park songs, which seems a bit clairvoyant when you think about it.
What Sean Bean Character Are You?
Reason We Didn't Write It: Every outcome was the same. "You are a dead muddy Yorkshireman, possibly with a beard"
10 Celebrities Who Have The Potential To Be Murderers
Reason We Didn't Write It: Our lawyers 'T. Omcruise & Associates' advised us this was a bad idea... on pain of death, actually.
The 10 Best Pieces of American History That's Still Left Standing
Reason We Didn't Write It: Give it a year and a bunch of angry idiots will have knocked it all down anyway, so why bother?
Why not take a look at the 30 pieces of content we DID make this month?:
Day 1: PopScorn - Dunkirk Review
Day 2: 5 Albums That Deserve To Be Movies
Day 3: Gotta Cast 'Em All! - #12: The Pokemon Go Post-Mortem
Day 4: Insert Hype Disc - Why You Should Be Excited for Ready Player One
Day 5: Pop Culture Club - 5 Things That Will Definitely (Maybe) Happen In Avengers: Infinity War
Day 6: Now on YouTube: PopScorn - Baby Driver Review
Day 7: How To Be A Modern Alpha Male
Day 8: A Tribute To Temperance
Day 9: 10 Cult Movies You Must See Before You Die
Day 10: 9 Marvel Characters Who Haven't Joined The MCU Yet
Day 11: Pitch Intense - #1 Pitch The Spider-Man: Homecoming Sequel
Day 12: Foul Fantasy - Transitions Part One
Day 13: Exploring the MillarWorld / Netflix Title Roster
Day 14: 9 DC Characters Who Haven't Joined The DCEU Yet
Day 15: The 5 Worst Social Networks
Day 16: 5 Types Of People You Meet At Festivals, Part 2
Day 17: Now on Youtube: PopScorn - Wonder Woman Review
Day 18: Foul Fantasy - Transitions Part Two
Day 19: How To Make Robocop 3 Look Like A Masterpiece: A 'Dark Tower' Review
Day 20: Now on YouTube: Pitch Intense - #1 Pitch The Spider-Man: Homecoming Sequel
Day 21: I Am Broken: 5 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Writing This Article
Day 22: PopScorn - War For The Planet Of The Apes Review
Day 23: Why You Hate Facebook
Day 24: 8-Bittersweet - #1 Interactive Drama Games and Planet Of The Apes: Last Frontier
Day 25: 5 Games You May Never Play
Day 26: Now on YouTube: PopScorn - Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 Review
Day 27: 10 Proverbs For The 21st Century
Day 28: PopScorn - The Defenders Series Review
Day 29: 5 TV Shows That Need Video Game Adaptations
Day 30: Scroll back up, you prick.
The Editor in Chief of Foul Entertainment, Mike edits most of what you see on the site. He runs the production of our podcasts, and currently pens Pop Culture Club and The Death of Video Games
Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs