A bird's bush in your hand is worth a WKD Blue
Women: Can't live with 'em, because of the court order
A fool and his money are soon celebrated on social media, if the fool is good looking or stupid enough
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, then Muhammad needs to lay off the wacky baccy
Man does not live by bread alone, and 20p to toast that shit is a fucking ripoff, Subway!
When In Rome, don't go to Cassio Pizza 'cause it's bare expensive
Those who do not learn from history post stupid shit on Tumblr
Red sky at night, pint and a fight. Red sky in the morning, you've crushed your cornea
Possession is nine points of the law, dealing is 14 years at least
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