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The Big Wank Theory: The Worst Show on TV

8/5/2016

This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

Big Bang Theory? More like Big Wank Theory! We spent the exact amount of time on that joke that Chuck Lorre does on an average episode of this literal human vomit. The Big Wank Theory is somehow the biggest show on TV, and even being elevated to this high stature hasn't made the show any good. In fact, it's made it worse. It is complete shit. Being forced to watch an episode of this is worse than being wrongly imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay, which is ironic, because this is probably used as a torture device there. But, what do we hate about this show, other than the creators, writing, direction, premise, cameos, themes, depiction of nerd culture, awards, fan base, popularity and financial success? The characters. Below are our thoughts on what makes these characters suck.

And trust us, they fucking suck.

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The Ten Best Toilet Euphemisms

7/5/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

Over the last year or so, Foul ENT has moved from a straight up puerile, cheap gag factory to... well, we sometimes do serious articles, I guess. I, for one, am disgusted about this transition. If there is one thing I want more of in the world, it's toilet humour. Read on you sick animals, for the ten best euphemisms for expelling waste products from your body!

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This Theory Will Change How You Watch Brokeback Mountain

6/5/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

When a huge blockbuster movie hits the cinemas, you can be sure of two things. One, spoiler crybabies will be out in full force, filling social media with their shit, and two, within a week there will be a ‘fan theory’ written by some loser who thinks that a minor element of the film offers a hidden meaning which changes the entire context of the movie.

Anyway, there's a big one after the jump for Brokeback Mountain. It changes everything, man.

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The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth: Pros and Cons of The Rise of Nerd Culture

5/5/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

I am a self professed nerd. This should be fairly obvious from the stuff I've written before, whether that be over analysing trailers, explaining every detail of minor superheroes or singing the praises of a Japanese children's TV show. Some years ago, in the recent past, it could be argued that there was a stigma against people who enjoyed things that were considered in the realm of geekdom. Cartoons, comics, games both video and card based, collectibles and vintage/retro stuff were all considered stupid at various points. But the 2010's have allowed the world of the nerd to come front and centre, where the things nerdy kids grew up loving have somehow been allowed to be the biggest industries and franchises in the world.

This is both incredible and horrible. But why?

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The Jary Files: 4 Celebrities Who Shagged Too Hard

4/5/2016

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I know exactly what you're thinking. Jary, how the hell could anyone shag too hard? All you ever do is shag, surely if anyone shags too much it's you! Well, these losers can't hack the pace like me. That's why they are in the state they are. Read on, fair reader, to see into the soul of people who just can't shag.

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Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers

3/5/2016

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Will Smith came to my house recently and dutily informed me about the lack of diversity across all major creative arts. I didn’t ask for his opinion but sure enough he gave it to me anyway. When I pointed out his inherently racist logic, he carried on blabbing his spiel until I punched him in his stupid head and banged his wife. Will Smith is an asshole.

It’s no secret that Will Smith was a rapper before he became the only black actor on the planet. I found some of his old rap videos and was not in any way surprised to find that I could barely distinguish between Will Smith rap videos and any other rap artist’s videos. The lack of diversity across my YouTube related videos list was staggering, as was the hypocrisy of Will Smith’s preaching before I punched him.

In my research, I came across a plethora of rap videos which were so similar even Michael Bay would struggle to create something less original. Below are some strange similarities I noticed during my trip to this world of outrageous claims, ridiculous stage names, and recurring bankrupty.

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The Oscunts

2/5/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in May for new stuff just like this!

Every year, the white people involved in bringing you your favourite movies gather together to pat each other on the back and celebrate how aesthetically pleasing they all are; That's The Oscars. Every year, the bitter assholes who have never made anything worth watching give out awards to people who are awful at acting and making films; That's The Razzies. What Hollywood doesn't do, is give awards to the biggest cunts in the film industry. That's where I come in. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, The Oscunts!

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Pop Culture Club - VersusMania: 2016's Hero Vs Hero Films Reviewed and Ranked

1/5/2016

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Welcome once again to FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Whilst the 1st of May means outdoor fucking to some people, to us it's the start of another crazy month of non-stop content, every single day for 30 days. Check back every day this month for a new piece of content!

Similarly, welcome back to Pop Culture Club, where we over-analyse and fanboy over nerd and pop culture and film-making. Whilst there has been no lack of superhero media for these first few months of 2016, there has been a lack of PCC coverage. This was partially intentional, because of this simple observation: The biggest superhero movies and TV this year all based on heroes fighting each other.

This years big movies read more like a superhero WrestleMania than they do a film slate. So far, three big matches have gone down without any written review from us. That changes today. With the recent release of Civil War, the bill has been completed and our fight night is ready to get under way. Let's take a look back at the years grudge matches and rank them, worst to best!

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The Big Wank Theory: The Worst Show on TV

The Ten Best Toilet Euphemisms

This Theory Will Change How You Watch Brokeback Mountain

The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth: Pros and Cons of The Rise of Nerd Culture

The Jary Files: 4 Celebrities Who Shagged Too Hard

Rappers Who Look Like Other Rappers

The Oscunts

Pop Culture Club - VersusMania: 2016's Hero Vs Hero Films Reviewed and Ranked

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