Glacier was introduced to more fanfare than a new iPhone and was more than twice as underwhelming. It wasn't his cheap rental Mortal Kombat outfit, everyone had shitty wrestling gear back then. It was that he spent all of his matches performing really fucking slow karate. It was like watching a Bruce Lee film at a quarter speed. After spending more than half a million dollars on his entrance and costume WCW gave him a 12 month undefeated streak, before finally coming to their senses and realising he was utterly appalling and making him lose to everyone really really fast.
4. The Miz
The Miz is one of those guys who bounces up and down and around the card. Sometimes he is right at the bottom, where he should be. But then he gets booed so much that the creative types think this means he is good at his job. Then he wins the world title! There's that winning goal from the massive clumsy oaf! Unlike the previous entry there is no happy ending, he's currently the Intercontinental Champion, which for you non wrestling fans out there is kind of like a cheeseburger if you think of the world title as a double cheeseburger. Sure it's okay, it's not a bad thing, but come on who really wants a cheeseburger when you can have a double one? Certainly not Kevin Owens.
3. Giant Gonzalez/ El Gigante
Except Vince McMahon was just as crazy and half as rich as Ted Turner and he knew a good thing when he saw one. A giant man. Well that is what makes a good wrestler according to Vinnie Mac, so he signed El Gigante, repackaged him as Giant Gonzalez and threw him straight into a main event feud with none other than The Undertaker. You can see where this is going right? It was awful, he managed to make The Undertaker have utterly terrible matches long before 2004 when it was just a standard Undertaker match. It got to the point when the notoriously rich and crazy Vince McMahon had finally had enough, so Giant Gonzalez was finally out of the wrestling game that he so obviously couldn't handle.
Except he went to Japan for a year and sucked ass there too.
2. The Great Khali
Seriously, if you don't like wrestling and want to keep not liking it, just check out some matches by The Great Khali. If anything will put you off wrestling it will be this, or maybe what is coming next...
1. David Arquette
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