1. Wear Dirty Old Clothes
2. Fluff Up Your CV With Stuff They Can't Check
3. Deck Any Alphas As Soon As You Walk In
4. If It's A Bird Forget The Interview
5. Be Honest
There you have it. If you still can't get a job then you're best off applying to be on a reality TV show like some kind of fame hungry asshole.

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