It was at this moment I looked across the bar and locked eyes with a lone drinker named Dale Cooper. Dale downed his tumbler of whiskey and slammed down his empty glass. The barman asked us what we were having and we all said “Four Horsemen” at the same time. It was at this moment that the four of us proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone else in the bar. Tables were broken, glass was smashed, liquor was consumed. At one point I turned around saw Frank King clothesline a man so hard he became a woman. Unfortunately, the woman was still a hipster, so I had to glass her to put her out of her misery.
At the point that everyone else in the bar was either paralyzed, decapitated or impregnated, we sat down with Dale and thought it would be a good idea to collaborate on something. Since we are all real men, the conversation quickly turned to crap. What if there was a website dedicated to keeping you entertained specifically while you’re dropping logs? That’s a site I’ve been searching for my whole life and I haven’t found a suitable contender yet.
Buzzfeed? No thanks, I don’t care about seeing pictures of animals on skateboards because I’m not a child. Cracked? You will have shit out your intestines by the time you’ve read this fan theory about Harry Potter which changes everything (spoiler alert: it doesn’t).
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Joe is one of our columnists at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish, Friday The 12th, and rarely has a good word to say about anything other than breasts. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances and is responsible for the artistic design in our games.