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Four Ridiculously Sketchy Religious Practices

25/10/2015

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It's often seen as an easy target is religion. Lunatics in dresses shouting at gullible, possibly mentally deficient people about their imaginary friend who will punish them if they don't adhere to a strict set of rules laid down thousands of years ago, is not the most difficult of things to poke fun at.

That being said, fuck them. Too many religious people ignore the good messages of religion like peace and love, to do things like what this cunt did. If you don't like rational people ripping on your religious beliefs, you probably shouldn't do shit like this.

1. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spit...

That's not a typo. It's also not really an appropriate pun based headline, as I am about to talk about a Jewish practice that is utterly fucking sketchy and they don't believe in the Holy Trinity. I don't have anything against The Jews, as a people they have gone through a pretty big list of shit, BUT that doesn't make it okay to engage in utterly sketchy practices like this one. 

When a child is born to a Jewish family, apart from at some point having to wear a hat that makes their head look like a tit bigger than what Christina Hendricks is packing, they have to have a portion of their cock cut off.


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I know exactly what you're thinking, 'we already knew that you bellend'. I know that most people are aware of it, what they're not aware of is the custom that goes with it, for the whole of the 5000 years that goes with it. After the foreskin is removed, the open wound needs to be cleansed. Cleansed by the Rabbi.

Who does it by sucking the baby's cock. ​

Remember all those stories about Catholic priests bumming altar boys? At least they had the courtesy to fucking hide it! So not only do they mutilate a child's genitals, they then potentially expose him to harmful diseases. Like Herpes. Of which there is around one case a year. Why do child abuse and religion go hand in hand like pictures of Christina Hendricks and masturbation?

2. How To Justify Paedophelia by Muhammad!

Let's get a few things clear, whether you believe in a religion or not, Muhammad (and Jesus for that matter) was a real person. He existed, and he was a paedophile. History is written by the winners of wars and the like, and pretty much all of the original papers confirm that Muhammad married a 6 or 7 year old girl. That's bad in itself, but surely it was just a political marriage or something of that ilk and nothing untoward happened to the little girl?

Nope, the marriage was consummated when she was 9 years old. A lot of Muslim scholars have since claimed, through what can only be described as creative accounting, that actually she was 15 when he committed what would now be called statutory rape. Even by the standards of the time, it was repulsive behaviour, but now? It's not happening now, however Muhammad has a lot of followers who believe he is the perfect example of a mortal man and you should follow his example at every opportunity.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this man was quite obviously a massive pervert, sweeping over that just because he said a couple of things that were on point just makes you a bit of a gullible twat, or a psychopath.

3. Honour killings make me Sikh!

Not much needs to be said about this, what is honourable about killing members of your family? Nothing, you disgusting twats.
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4. Michael Jackson was a pussy

India is a pretty fucked up country in general. There are gang rapes on trains, a ridiculous amount of slums and arranged marriages. It's not a particularly enlightened country. This however is just the icing on the fucking ridiculous cake.

For a pretty long time now, a Muslim shrine in India has been hoying* babies off the top of their 50 foot building. For good luck of all things! The kids are caught on a blanket at the bottom, kind of like when a poorly trained volunteer fire service has to rescue people when the real firefighters are striking. Because you know, the Government like to underpay useful people, and over pay useless cunts, like themselves. I suppose it's for good luck, because if the baby survives, it's pretty fucking lucky! ​

*Geordie for dash**
**Cockney for throw
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So there you have it, religions, as well as being batshit mental and believing in invisible friends who live in the sky, do stupid things to real life people too. Stupid and disturbing. Like sucking babies cocks, I'm looking at you, Jews!

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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.​​​

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