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O Kanye, Kanye! Wherefore art thou, Kanye? (5 Terrible Kanyes)

7/10/2015

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Sometimes when working on various elements for this site, we have ideas that don't really fit into a written article. While brainstorming the other night, we spent a solid two hours mocking Kanye West instead of working.
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Hit the jump to see the fruits of our labour. It's still better than one of his songs. 

Kane West

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Kane was never known for being good on the microphone. That was why he was given a manager to do the talking for him. This amalgamation unfortunately doesn't solve this issue, I just wish he would wear that fucking mask again.

The Grand Kanyeon

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The Americans spend a lot of time trying not to litter The Grand Kanyon. It's something they're very proud of, even though they had nothing to do with the creation of it, it just happened to be there. It's quite ironic really that Kanye decided to ruin it, considering he too is very proud for no fucking reason.

Kanye and Abel

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One of the fairy tales in the bible is about the first human to be born, Cain, and the first human to die, Abel. Abel was murdered by Cain, for various reasons, usually guessed at jealousy and anger and more anger at his continued mockery. Here, in a portrait commissioned by Kanye from the famous black artist, or blartist, Spike Lee, Kanye is pictured murdering a "mother fucking cracker, South Park writing, denier of my mother fucking genius".

Kanye Test

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After he took over from one famed "big man" in wrestling, Kanye had to take over from another. It seems that being so ridiculously short, and having followed some pretty big men into his wife's cavern, he constantly feels the need to be bigger than he is. Test is dead now, he's still upset that such a useless twat put his face on his body.

Kanye West

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Not content with being the most famous West in Hollywood, Kanye took it upon himself to ruin Adam West's most iconic role as the Dark Knight. But Kanye thinks he could make a better Bruce Wayne than a Batman, saying "I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus." when asked about business. Funnily enough, even though he's guilty of more crimes against society than Wayne, The Dark Knight is still an applicable name.

Look, we're sorry, we just had too much fun thinking of these. We had more fun than Kanye does when he has a go on Kims lils. We had more fun than Kanye does when he thinks about Kanye, whilst looking at Kanye. Basically, we're happy for him, and we'll let Kanye finish, but FoulENT makes the best Kanyes of all time.

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By The Cunt
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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.

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By Mike Owen
@ThatMikeOwen

The Editor in Chief of Foul Entertainment, Mike edits most of what you see on the site. He runs the production of our podcasts, and currently pens Pop Culture Club and The Death of Video Games.

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By Joe Turner

Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.

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