Now, Instead of me ranting away like some kind of YouTube sensation who ended up in the Metro, I'm gonna try to be reasonable about this and explain why I fucking hated this disgusting abomination.
Bay Didn't Direct It, But He May As Well Have
They Listened To The Fans Over The Backstory
It Just Plain Sucked

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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.