I've spent a lot of time on this world. Between real life and the internet I estimate it is somewhere around 450 years I have been around. 450 years split into the last 46 years, it's ten lifetimes for the children of Africa, which brings me on to the first item on my list.
Africa
When he saw he went mental, he was even less funny than earlier and him and the tribe they were filming started chasing me, fortunately rice provides lots of slow release energy so I easily outpaced the skinny fuckers. I had to stow away on a boat to get out, I can't go back, they put a bounty on my head in 1987 after I sent them a doctors bill for the blisters I got running away from that angry mob.
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By Frank King
@FrankFuckinKing
Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.