1. Dr Dre Isn't Real
2. Dancing Was Invented By The Banks
3. Anti-Vaccine Campaigners were Invented by the Government
4 - Religion is actually One Big Practical Joke
5 - Vernon Kay is a Fucking Dickhead
Don't just discount these. The truth is out there. In the words of Catatonia "Tom Jones, Tom Jones. I never threw my knickers at you, and I don't come from Wales"