The Theory of Serial Polygamy and it's Place in the Modern Man
"The love to use Pavlov's dog as a way to woo the ladies. Everyone knows women love an animal lover. So I went round my mate's, Pavlov Mitroglu, and borrowed his dog. Went down the benefit office and before I knew it I had hundreds of women all wanting to suck my cock while after they bought me a Gregg's pastie with their nash money."
"The thing about blow jobs is, I can't cum off them. You can suck all day, and it just isn't happening. You may as well just get your pants off and ride me hard. No condoms though, I can't cum off them either."
"In conclusion, if your computer is broken, I will come round to fix it. It is best to fix computers in your underwear, the cotton-polyester blend in my shirts creates a lot of static which can definitely make your monitor explode. Also, bras and female blouses create a lot of static too, it is best if you don't wear them"
That's it for me this time, losers. Catch me next time when I will be back to answering your cock and pussy problems.
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Jary is one of the stars of Foul Fantasy. When he's not shagging someone who is almost definitely your mum, he's answering your love life questions and solving your romantic quandaries.