The thing with showing off your member is you either needed half a teacake or you needed to strap a cucumber to your leg before you went out. If you didn't you just looked like Tom Cruise standing next to The Rock. The wrestler, not the film.
“Alright bab?” I enquired with a cheeky glint in my eye. I knew then that it was going to be a battle, so I threw out my best line.
“Did you grow them tits yourself? They're fucking massive, I would love to lamp one right in between them bad boys. Did you know I used to be a soldier?”
Needless to say, she came home with me.
In early 2004 me and Tone met a bird at a bird sanctuary. Now we didn't know that it meant feathery birds and not birds with tits, but anyway I digress. She promised us a threesup the next day, but then that evening she met fucking Seal and ended up marrying him! All we need is that Time Machine, give him a good clubbing and Tone's your uncle! We get our threesome with Heidi FUCKING Klum! I've never forgiven Seal, for that or for Kiss From a Rose!
The link below.
Until next time, keep on shagging. And fuck Seal.