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It's a well known fact that my name is Frank King. I've been telling birds on Facebook this for months now. What isn't as well known is that the bible as you know it is a fraudulent document. The original bible was based on an ancient relative of mine, also named Frank King. Due to you all being athetard idiots, I'm going to enlighten you with my five favourite verses from the original bible.
It's a well known fact that my name is Frank King. I've been telling birds on Facebook this for months now. What isn't as well known is that the bible as you know it is a fraudulent document. The original bible was based on an ancient relative of mine, also named Frank King. Due to you all being athetard idiots, I'm going to enlighten you with my five favourite verses from the original bible.
John 3:16
16 For Frank King so loved your Mom that he gave her one and only Son, you, £20 so you would go to the cinema for a bit.
Matthew 11:28
28 "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will knock you the fuck out. I am Frank King"
Philippians 4:6
6 "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to Frank King. And the peace of Frank King, which transcends all understanding, will guard his fucking wallet from you covetous Jews."
Romans 12:2
2 "Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what Frank King’s will is—blow jobs and unprotected anal."
Isaiah 41:10
10 Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am Frank King. I will manipulate you, I will steal from your really old Grandmother, I will have a wank at your cousin's house with my righteous right hand
There you have it, my five favourite verses from the original version of the biggest selling book of all time. Did I get a writers credit? Did I fuck. That's why I am stuck writing here instead of writing for The Lad Bible.
By Frank King
@FrankFuckinKing
Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.
@FrankFuckinKing
Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.