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The First Three Bills That Will Be Passed By Donald Trump (30 Days Of Stuff)

9/11/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in November for new stuff just like this!

​I know what you're all thinking; how can you know Donald Trump's policies already? Well here at FoulENT, we are very active when it comes to reading Wikileaks. Well, Frank and Gash read it, I just smoked a few blunts and half listened to those two boring pricks. So I did what makes sense, I wrote an article based on what I can remember from the digging those other two losers did in preparation for the US presidential election.
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1. All Women To Be Banned From Washington

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Emails leaked from Trump's personal account trumplovesrump69@hotmale.com said "We are going to have to ban women from Washington. There is no way that I can resist grabbing them by the pussy and that's just not becoming of the leader of the free world. Well, apart from Bill Clinton anyway."
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2. Serious Voting System Reform

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Trump has long been an advocate that the US voting system needs a reform. The most telling evidence of this was a poor quality audio conversation we heard where Trump said he really hates the idea that riggers can have an effect on the outcome of the vote. In this leaked tape he said "For the last 8 years, this country has been run by riggers. When I get into power, you can be sure that these damn riggers won't get a say in government. They can go back to whatever rigger country they came from. They won't last a cotton picking second in my America."

That's right, riggers. 
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3. The Trump Wars

Anyone who has ever watched The Apprentice will know that there is nothing that Donald J Trump likes more than an argument. As soon as Trump has the keys to the war room, he intends to declare war not just on nations that have pissed him off, like Albania, but people, like John Stewart. "Back in my day, if there was anyone you disagreed with, you put on your lynching hat and went and burned shit in their gardens before beating them up and raping their wives. It was a simpler time. And I'm not saying that I'm going lynching again any time soon, but a lot of people have been criticising me recently... and I'll I'm saying is that Bill Clinton's wife is gonna get raped in more ways than one on election night!" Remember that time you left a 2 star review on Yelp? So does Donald. Lock up your everything.

​That's all I can remember for now, it was a really big joint and the other writers were really fucking boring. Especially Frank. It's an unexpected result, one that Frank and Gash certainly seem to be bothered about. All I know is I've got the munchies. Long live President Trump or whatever.

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​By Joe Turner
@apocrypha87


Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment, known for Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main stay on the voice cast for Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the artistic design in our games.

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