That's where I've decided to do away with journalistic integrity and do what I do best; judge by the cover. And Netflix, being the veritable hotbed of entertainment that it is, is bound to be pad it's gleaming diamonds with huge nuggets of shit. Here are the five worst things I've seen on there... that I haven't actually seen.
Marc Maron: Thinky Pain
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Anyway, I'm fairly certain this show is just literal wank. It's seemingly written by wankers, stars wankers, is loved by wankers and generally is fucking wank. The fact that this is one of the most beloved series on the service is utterly mind boggling. It is so amazingly awful, it's hoping you'll find an autistic black guy dressed as Iron Man both hilarious and endearing. It also stole our gag of giving people stupid names for cheap laughs and managed to ruin it. It also consistently wins Webby awards, which is actually a bigger insult than I could ever think of.
True Memoirs Of An International Assassin
F Is For Family
Yeah, it's just like all of those shows, except it's complete bollocks.
Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
There you are, hours upon hours of time saved and I didn't even have to waste them myself! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to force myself through 3 seasons of Agents Of SHIELD, because apparently the 4th series is less shit than before. Time well spent!