Tom Holland is Spider-Man
Jon Watts will direct solo Spider-Man films
Spider-Man will appear in Captain America: Civil War
The New Spider-Man Trilogy begins July 28th 2017
The Future is Still Fluid
People Will Never Be Happy
And recently, Stan Lee himself was bought under fire for suggesting that Peter Parker should be white and straight because he has always been that way and to change it would be undermining the character. Of course, the internet reacted well, only calling him ‘CIS scum’ a few hundred thousand times. Marvel has made people aware of their love for Miles Morales, even putting him in the mainstream Marvel universe comics alongside Parker and alternate reality Gwen ‘Spider-Gwen’ Stacey. If you love Spider-Man, there are now three different ones running about. What we’ve learned today, children, is that SJWs apparently have never read a comic book and would rather make binary changes to established character in order to make the world a little less racist or something. Instead of, you know, writing new black, gay and trans characters that are worth their heritage. But that would be insane. I mean, what would SJWs moan about then?
Well, that ended on a downer. Fuck it, who cares, Spidey is home in the MCU and we only have to wait another agonising year until we see the beginnings of Marvel’s Phase 3. A lead in to Civil War is expected in Ant-Man, which hits cinemas on July 17th.
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