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Politicians Pissing (30 Days Of Stuff)

8/11/2016

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This article is a part of FoulENT's 30 Days of Stuff! Click here to read all 30 Days entries and be sure to come back every day in November for new stuff just like this!

​I've been keeping a really close eye on politicians recently. Partly because of my job as a dodgy private detective and partly because I have run out of categories to browse on porn sites. They all seem to pull the same pose when speaking. A pose that makes them look like they are taking a slash.
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First things first, I'm not a strange man. I don't have some kind of piss fetish. I don't watch men in the bathroom when they're taking a piss. I am basing my assertion that they look like they are taking a piss on what I look like when I take a piss.
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1. Bernie Sanders

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Bernie Sanders is the darling of America. Mainly because not enough Americans liked him enough to nominate him, so now 20/20 hindsight means that he was the man they should have picked all along. Then again maybe the reason he didn't get picked was because he liked to end his rallies by taking a massive slash on stage!
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2. Gordon Brown 

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Gordon Brown is best known for never being voted in as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom but still managing to get the job. Like that one bit of turd that you can't wipe away so you have to cut your arse hairs to get rid of it. The UK had to cut their arse hairs by voting in David Cameron. Oddly enough dropping some liquid gold on stage didn't do anything to help his cause in staying in post.
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3. Nigel Farage

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Good old Nigel Farage. If there's one things Nigel loves more than not loving blacks it's pissing. It's bound to happen with the amount of beer he drinks while he is meeting with all of his party followers in pubs and on building sites. Still there was no need for him to fill up his glass this fast in the Cock and Bullocks in Northampton.
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4. The Unknown Politician

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The unknown politician is somewhat of an enigma, which I have to be careful typing otherwise Nigel Farage would be out for his blood. No-one knows who the fuck this guy is. He's a mystery. What we do know is that he loves taking a piss while addressing his public!
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5. Iain Duncan Smith

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IDS was leader of the Conservative party for a while. Known mainly for looking a lot like William Hague and hating the poor and disabled, IDS still only manages to be the second biggest wanker on this list. Doesn't he Nigel? Either way, he loves taking a Jimmy Riddle at the party conference every year, which is the least offensive thing he spouts on stage.

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​By Frank King
@FrankFuckinKing

​Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.

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