Final Personal Playtests
Fix Up, Look Sharp, C#
I learned about years ago, but had forgotten until now.
The Mess Checklist
• Forced ugliness
• Lack of self awareness
• Visible FUPA / Gunt
A combination of any three of the above is enough to classify a woman as a Mess. However there are subcategories of Mess in existence. The most alarming and deceptive one being the aforementioned glitter-covered dog shit Mess. Or a Messex, named after a common type of Mess found in the Essex region of England. The Messex will use a combination of extreme make-up, deceptive clothing, prosthetics and expensive accessories in an attempt to distract the viewer from the repulsiveness that lies beneath.
Anyway, this type of Mess, along with Messes from even more obscure subcategories (Kerrangutan, Labia from Arabia) make an appearance in every town on the Thepen Islands.
Remember – if you ever come across one of these Messes. Stop. Think. There’s only one man qualified to take down such a specimen.
Email The Cunt
A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for the Foul Entertainment Gaming department. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.
Joe is one of the many writers we have at Foul Entertainment and the author and deviser of Plenty Of Catfish. He is a main player on Disagreevances. He's also responsible for the bulk of the artistic design in our upcoming gaming department.