Kingdom Hearts 3
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
Literally The Rest Of The Conference
The guys behind the new Neir clearly spent their budget on an elaborate mask, which was stupid. Every game presentation seemed to be a self congratulatory snore fest or a desperate plead for more time to show something worthwhile off. Once again, we had a shoehorned mobile section with the Monument Valley knock-off Lara Croft Go.
Even the stuff that looked decent enough, like the new Star Ocean and the new Just Cause, was sandwiched between dry talk and uninteresting filler. And the grand finale of Project of Setsuna had literally a few pieces of concept art to show off. I spent most of this conference getting other stuff ready and listening to this in the background. What an utter, utter waste of time this conference was.
Next time, Square, if you have nothing to show, don't bother hosting your own event. That was a good hour and a half, of which maybe ten minutes was noteworthy. I suppose if there's a greater good of this conference, it did show me how precious my time is and how much I'm really going to miss those hours I've lost watching these embarrassing assholes literally present shreds of information as if they've just shit a gold bullion. Yeah, not bothering next year. Get someone else to do it.
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