1. The Rolf Harris 2017 Calendar
2. Prince Won't Be Shagging An Inexplicably Attractive Woman
4. Han Solo or Princess Leia In A Star Wars Sequel
5. Harrison Ford Having A Mother Daughter Combo With Carrie Fisher And Debbie Reynolds
2017 will be exactly the same as 2016. An average year. If you believe any different you're a moron.
By Frank King
Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.