Other than a pig's head obviously! Here at FoulENT piggate is a subject we feel that we can relate to. Mainly because we have a friend who once fucked a cat. This is different though, because our friend fucked the cat while it was alive, and he is less of a twat than David Cameron.
It's pretty funny really, except if it was a poor person who did what Diamond Dave did it wouldn't be all that funny. They'd be a disgusting oik.
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So without further ado, here are a few more reasons why The Conservatives are just rich people taking the piss out of everyone else.
The NHS!
It's a cheap shot I know, but for years The Conservatives have had it in for the NHS. We're not a site aimed at politics or current affairs, I don't want to get bogged down with all the serious stuff, mainly because people like this do it far better than I ever could, but it is apparent that The Tories have been trying to sand bag the NHS for a while now, why you say, what benefit is it to them to privatise parts of the NHS? Well, things like this mainly.
University students!
Does it get any worse? Being a student used to be all subsidised beers and grants out of your bollocks. Now you have to pay 9 bags of sand a year just to be a manager at Sainsburys. I know a bloke who got a degree in 1988 and he told me that he used to get pissed in the union for 25p. Now you can't even buy a newspaper for that. Cameron says more people than ever are going to uni, which in real terms mean, more people than ever owe more money than ever for at least 25 years.
The poor.
A conservative estimate at the benefits bill last year is about £75 billion. Which is a fucking lot. However, when you consider that at the same time George Osbourne gave a cut in corporation tax, which cost £9 billion instantly it starts to be chipped away. Then remember that six big firms ( apple, facebook, google, starbucks, ebay and Amazon ) illegally avoided paying £2.8 billion in corporation tax as well. Maybe the cuts are coming in the wrong places. I'm no advocate of benefits cheats, just that maybe Apple need the money a bit less than Ron who has no heating. Call me a bleeding heart.
Miners!
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It's not just the modern Tories that like to keep the worker down. Back in the 80s Thatcher had a raging hardon for the miners. Again I leave it to someone with much more understanding of the subject than me to hammer the main point home, but let it be said, she was a cunt.
Minors!
Not content with voting in a leader who possibly indulges in bestiality, The Conservative party have also been involved in a cover up of child abuse that borders on Savilian levels in its scale. If you believed what the government told you the only paedophiles in England were Muslims in the North and step fathers everywhere. Again I don't want to get too heavy into it but here and here should do the trick if you are so inclined.
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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.
A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.