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Five things better than The X-Factor!

20/9/2015

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It doesn't need much of an intro. The X-Factor is appalling. It's shit, it's probably the worst example of television ever. Except for Johnny Vaughn's 'Orrible.
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Getting your cock stapled to a drill and then drilling a bag of nails.
Let's be straight here. That sounds appalling. Not only would your cock be twisted really fast, it would get stabbed. By nails. Still better than the X-Factor.
Your parents losing a bet and naming you Smallcock McDickhead
Your life would be one endless stream of insults from everybody. Your peers, probably your parents and definitely any birds you tried to chat up. Still better than the X-Factor.
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Selling your soul to a businessman but he actually turns out to be Satan
Eternal damnation. A plate of outer darkness. A place of weeping and gnashing of teeth. Still better than the X-Factor.
Having your dick stolen, and searching for your dick, then finding your dick but it turns out it is someone elses dick and it is really small
I can't begin to imagine how bad this would be, I did however once lose a pair of pants stolen off my washing line, I never found them though. Still better than the X-Factor.
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Being that pointless little cunt Ryan Ruckledge
Being a fame hungry, drama queen, annoying, talentless, boring and stupid cunt would be really shit. It would be heart breaking waking up each morning, knowing that nothing you do is actually in any way useful. Knowing that you will forever be chasing the dream of being famous, even though you have absolutely nothing to offer anyone, except for the ability to be useless and a cunt. Still better than the X-Factor.

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