So, without further ado, here are five footballing cunts!
He was sentenced to three months in jail but it was overturned on appeal, because in the words of the judge, "You're a right little cunt, but you're rich and famous so you can get away with punching senior citizens in the head."
Seriously, if he wasn't a footballer he'd be on Jeremy Kyle getting shouted at by a gambling addict who shags 16 year olds, and whoever Jeremy's other guest was on that day.
Compare that with the modern footballer, who thinks nothing of leaving his expensive car in a disabled bay for days at a time, possibly because they hate cripples (because they're shit at football) and also because the fine is hardly worth their time.
Liam Ridgewell is a player who is so far removed from reality that he thought it would be a good idea to photograph himself wiping his arse with a handful of money. Not coins either, £20 notes! That's a bad enough idea in itself, posting it to instagram where all the fans who pay your wages can see it and seethe over it is just top of the list of 'tricks performed by a cunt'. I wasn't going to put him on this list, honestly, but if you've seen the picture you'll know that he made the effort to stand over the toilet while he was doing it. There is only one word for that. Cunt.
Russel Hoult/Graham Rix
It's easy to say that all footballers are cunts. So I will, and if this article doesn't prove it to you. Nothing will.
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