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Will Smith is known for three things. Marrying a shit actress. Bumming Tom Cruise. Boycotting awards. These three things are what defines Will Smith as a person. Of the three though, there is nothing Will Smith loves doing more than boycotting things. He's even boycotted marrying shit actresses since he married the last one. Rest assured though, if he gets the chance he will have a ring on Melissa McCarthy's finger before you can say "he hasn't boycotted bumming Tom Cruise though has he?"
Will Smith is known for three things. Marrying a shit actress. Bumming Tom Cruise. Boycotting awards. These three things are what defines Will Smith as a person. Of the three though, there is nothing Will Smith loves doing more than boycotting things. He's even boycotted marrying shit actresses since he married the last one. Rest assured though, if he gets the chance he will have a ring on Melissa McCarthy's finger before you can say "he hasn't boycotted bumming Tom Cruise though has he?"
1. Disney World's Jack Sparrow Lookalike Contest.
Will Smith was being interviewed by Attitude magazine when he told them about how he and his family left their holiday at Disney World early due to an issue with the lookalike contest. "Those white devils had their lookalike contest, and being a black man I like entering these contests, and it was Jack Sparrow, now I don't know if you know, but I'm black, I felt like I couldn't enter, I said to them rename it to Black Sparrow and stop all these honkies from entering so that only me and my kids can win it, but they refused. That was when we decided to leave Butlins, Minehead... erm I mean Disney World, Florida early and have our own lookalike contest at home. I won. The kids didn't get nominated."
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2. Race For Life.
Will Smith told Variety earlier this year "I'm definitely not doing Race For Life this year, don't get me wrong I have nothing against trying to cure cancer. I just think that it's a little worrying there have been no black people on the winners podium ever." When he was told that Race For Life doesn't have a winners podium Will replied "Like I said, they have never had any black people on the winners podium. Ever."
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3. The Turning On Of Newquay's Christmas Lights.
"Fuck that shit, they're going to Miami on holiday at Christmas" Will's representative said.
4. The Razzies.
The most ironic entry on the list, considering the Smith family are nominated for a number of awards and guaranteed to win the coveted 'biggest familial contribution to awful films and television ever" award. When contacted for a comment Will Smith changed the fucking record for once and said "There are not enough white nominations!"
5. The Final Of Euro 2016.
In an interview with 4-4-2 magazine six months ago, Will Smith went on a seemingly unprovoked rant "I don't really understand soccerball, I mean what the hell are you guys doing out there? Anyway, I am boycotting the final of Euro 2016 because Germany haven't asked me to play for them. Those racist nazi mother fuckers. Goose stepping box head pricks" when the interviewer explained that only Germans, Turks and Poles can play for Germany, Smith looked at him like he had farted and started talking about how much he had donated to different religions around the world. We're still waiting on that boycott, but even though the tournament has ended, we're told it is coming.
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Will Smith loves boycotting things, unfortunately he will never see this piece, because he promised to boycott FoulENT last year after we didn't publish one of the many articles he sent us.
By Frank King
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Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.
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Frank is known for his outspoken opinions on everything and anything, as well as his next-level social network trolling. He is also the main coder for Foul ENT games and documents the progress of Foul Fantasy in his dev blogs.