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5 Products Coming Soon From Apple

9/9/2015

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After this years Apple Event, which saw the announcement of new iterations of the iPhone, iPad and Apple TV, we thought we'd show you the products that may have slipped under the radar from this years presentation. Here are five Apple products that you will soon want in your life.
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There truly is something for everyone from this years event. Apple truly do have their finger on the pulse and think of something for everyone. Here are our favourites from the Silicon Valley wizards.
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"Stuck at the Calais border? Don't know which country has the best benefits package? Find out now with the Apple iMigrant messaging service. Connect with thousands of other people fleeing their own countries instantly. Find out who's sleeping in which rubble with active location services. Send photos of the most inconspicuous lorries to other iMigrant users with ease." 
Subscriptions start at $15.99 per month.
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"The Apple Apple. Simple, elegant, ripe. It's simple and delicious to use. It's just an apple." 
Starting at £699 for an 8pip model.
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"We've re-invented the whale with the new iAye. This multi-porpoise device makes surfing turtle-y awesome. Browsing nets couldn't get any simpler. Once you see it, we'll have you hook, line and sinker. The iAye: any fin is possible."
Yours for just $749.
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"Struggling to find space for your extra cash? You shouldn't have any anyway. The new Apple Wallet makes blowing your entire years savings on the same items easy. With our new 'GUI-llible' technology, you don't have to worry about even considering not buying the latest Apple products. It's patented 'no-pouch' system makes it impossible to even put a note in it. It automatically syncs up with your PayPal account and sets up a yearly standing order directly to Apple."
$799 per year, every year, for the lifetime of the product. It's just that simple.
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