In other news, Donald Trump is an arse piece.
Stop Running For President
Stop Trying to Build a Wall Around America to Keep Out Mexicans
Trump claims that there isn't a problem you can't solve by building a wall. So there you have it folks! Got financial issues? Recently had a life altering medical emergency? Had Jary just slammed your missus? Just whack a wall up and all those Mexicans causing your problems will definitely got figure a way around it.
Grow Some Real Hair, Then Cut It
Change Your Last Name
Make Another Cameo in a future Home Alone Movie
People love nostalgia, that's why Star Wars: The Force Awakens has made all the money ever by remaking the original Star Wars note for note. Get Trump a few high profile cameos in blockbuster movies, like a potential Home Alone 6, and the public would go crazy too see more of him. They'd be making crazy theories about how his cameos all exist in the same movie universe. Nerds would eat that shit up, and they'd all probably vote for him afterwards, in some sort of crazy protest-come-popularity vote that would rival Schwarzenegger's stint as Governor of California.
Only if he cuts his hair and changes his name from Fart, anyway.