Let Me Google That For You
Mark is right, there is an abundance of people posting questions on Facebook that they could have copied and pasted into the search bar of Google and instantly gotten their answer. Instead, the selfish cunts clog up our news feeds with their apparent stupidity. Facebook should have put in a feature where all questions instantly redirect you to Google. Would have made everyone's lives easier.
He's right. He did phone it in. Oh, and there should be a big button to show everyone just how little you care about the asinine shit people post on Facebook. You've just eaten a jacket potato, Nick, how fucking riveting.
We've all been there. One of your friends has chronicled their entire pregnancy and now that the sprog has been born, there is a photo for fucking everything. Baby's first clothes, first meal, first walk, first smile, first shit. How about baby's first realisation that nobody cares what the fuck he is upto minute by minute. Think of it like AdBlock but for kids. Your news feed would be so much easier to look at after this.
The Wide Angler
Everyone has got a mate who is a bit on the heavier side, and we don't mean emotionally. The thing is, if you're fat, that's fine. Just don't try and kid yourself and others that you aren't. These people employ the classic 'MySpace pose' technique to try and make some of their chins disappear. This proposed feature would allow you to tilt shift a photo to see just how many extra stone these liars are carrying. The camera never lies, after all.
Britain First Friend Remover
Britain First is the tentpole page on Facebook for knowing if your friends are fucking retarded. If they've liked the page, they're retarded. If they share anything from it, they're fucking retarded. If they're running the page, they want fucking shooting. Either way, if one of your friends has even so much as clicked onto the page, Facebook should be courteous enough to send you a message so you can unfriend the bastards.
Note: Not all retarded people are retarded enough to like Britain First.
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A hidden face of the crew, The Cunt is main coder for Foul Entertainment games. He is currently documenting the progress of our game, Foul Fantasy, in his dev blogs.
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