I recently turned 25 and found it rather uneventful. Apparently I was supposed to have suffered something called a 'quarter-life crisis', which is apparently the millennial version of the mid-life crisis, but bought on because hummus is too overpriced or something. Anyway, I was already too cynical and emotionally dead at 17 to have my outlook changed by a few years passing. But in case you've managed to go 24 years without a single bad thing happening to you, here's five things you'll want to get sorted before you hit 25 and get all depressed.
Adverts are great. What else would we watch while waiting for the advert break to finish? They are, however, about as far removed from reality as you can get.
In the advert universe, life insurance takes priority over breathing, men laugh at thin air, and kids wipe their arses properly. This is not the world we live in.
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In this podcast, Darren reviews Breath Of The Wild for Mike and decides whether or not it's the greatest game ever made!
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In this review, Mike does his job and Darren doesn't, as half our crew reviews Moonlight, La La Land, Arrival, Lion, Hacksaw Ridge, Hell or High Water, Hidden Figures, Fences and Manchester By The Sea!
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