Katie Hopkins today shocked the world after she blamed the Brussels bombing on the influx of refugees to Europe. Hopkins, known for her humanitarian and philanthropic work, said in a pub earlier today "my tweet may have said refugees but my mind said 'blacks'"

​In the wake of news regarding Hulk Hogan being awarded an unjustifiable amount of money for his sex tape leak, the celebrity ex-wrestler has set in motion a further lawsuit which he claims violate his privacy and cause him emotional distress.

Harrison Ford and Disney today confirmed that there will be a new Indiana Jones film set for 2019. Put together entirely by secret camera footage of the assisted living facility that Ford now resides in, Indiana Jones And The Abusive Carer is planned to be the final film in the series, unless Ford survives in which case there will be a sequel. 

Major movie studios Warner Brothers, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios have announced that all their future full-length motion pictures are to be cut down to trailers and released online instead of in cinemas.

Ian McShane today took to his personal website, hansolodiesinthenewstarwars.com, to hit back at the people admonishing him for revealing details about the new series of HBO mega show Game of Thrones. "I don't give even the tiniest little shit about those nerds" he began, "let's be honest, their lives are just tits and dragons. Just without the tits."

Jared Fogle today held a press conference to the inmates of Cell Block 8C informing them that he has put weight on, after the increase of 12 inchers entering his mouth. And anus.